>> Smoke cigarettes like a badass.

You feel like indulging in your favorite bad habit is probably the best way to relieve some of the stress of your unexpected late- night phone call.

You take one of the Lucky Strikes out of the pack and get itnearly to your lips before realizing your lighter isn’t anywhere
to be seen.

You think you may have left it in your jacket pocket. Or maybein your jeans. Damnit, why can’t lighters be stationary, like drinking fountains?

>> Go to the kitchen.